SomeMonkey: oh noTo which I say - Oh YEAH?!?!
there's a baby announcement in here
me: uh oh
you had a baby!?!?!?
someone wanted to give you one??!?!
SomeMonkey: hell to the no
me: wait
why didn't you send me a gift for my baby?!?!
SomeMonkey: psh
me: i kept waiting for you to acknowledge it
SomeMonkey: had i SEEN it, i wouldn't have sent a gift
me: not even for MY baby?
wow, you are SO not my BFF anymore
SomeMonkey: okay
a) you're not having a baby at the moment, crack head
b) you are not the one who sent this
Because really I didn't have much of a comeback. Damn.
6 comments:
Well... it could have been from you, I guess.
And she totally should have acknowledged it and sent you a gift.
SomeMonkey = 1. Cate = 0. Better luck next time! :P
You do have fun don't you.
Of course, the ultimate way to deal with not having a comeback is to answer a pretend phone call on your mobile (cell) and chat away to an imaginary friend.
Blow me away-- I can hardly keep up!
"Well, I don't have a baby now, I had to sell it because you didn't give me a gift!"
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