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Thursday, January 15, 2009

I've arrived

The week of January 12th. I'm going to mark it on my calendar as "The Week I Became Someone".

On Tuesday, I was surprised to find I am Saucy but we've already covered that. I'd like to submit the following into evidence as further proof that I am Important™:

With due respect wow gold and humility I write you this proposal which I believe would be of great interest to you. I am Mr.Ateeq Rahman Khan, currently Head of Corporate wow gold affairs with a reputable bank here.

I've received my first comment spam! Surely this is an indicator of great success coming my way. It's only a matter of time now before he offers to transfer some money into my bank account so I can help his brother, Price Rahman Khan of Trazalbenia.

Look out world, here comes Cate!

P.S. When If I ever have a baby dog goldfish, I'm totally naming it Rahman Khan.

33 comments:

Unknown said...

All I can think of now is William Shatner in the WRATH OF KHAN: "Khan!!!".

Awesome.

Rahman not so much.

I am not going to work today. I am having serious tantrum issues over this mouth thing, so I'm going to try to see my REAL doctor. And of course, be on here with you all.

Andrea

Unknown said...

Wherever you are Cate, you are 2 hours ahead of me....mwahahahahaha...I will track you down.

Kind of like Carmen Sandiego.

Deb said...

but wait-- now i don't feel special anymore. rahman promised ME the money. i sent him my bank account info and everything!

Anonymous said...

Hahahaha!! That's fantastic!

Ryan Ashley Scott said...

Wow Gold? Very odd. Is it because you asked for a sugar daddy on your profile?

@andrea: I thought of Shere Kahn. Jungle Book.

Anonymous said...

Wait a minute! I got the same comment!! What wow gold kind of game wow gold is this guy wow gold trying to play?

Mommy's Wish List said...

you're funny even before coffee.

Martha@A Sense of Humor is Essential said...

Hi, Your sauciness, I got the same spam, so funny.

Lyndsay said...

Apparently I have not arrived (yet).

*Sigh*

You sit around with your offers of gold and I'll contemplate the viagra offers in my inbox.

Bethany said...

Found your blog through SITS. You are too funny!

E. Sloane Cannon said...

I love the if/when I get a baby dog/goldfish haha. Goldfish (meaning dogs) make the best pets ;-)

Laura said...

Khan is a KHAN ARTIST! Damn him...he made me feel so special, and now I find out all of this?? Geez....wonder how many women he has played...

blognut said...

Rahman Kahn is a fabulous name for a dog, baby, or goldfish. I think you should totally do it!

B said...

That goldfish will be one lucky bugger with a name like that. Envy of all the other fishies out in the sea.

Anonymous said...

That's what I named MY goldfish!! LOL Too funny...

The Wife O Riley said...

All I get are offers for Penis enlargements! I must not be anybody.

I thought of Ramen soup for some reason.

KiKi said...

You crack me up! "Rahman Khan" - that's AWESOME. Every time I get an important letter like that, I have to proclaim to my boyfriend that I'm going to be rich.

MaricrisG said...

Congrats for being saucy! Wait for the pitches in ur comments, then that would be the day! lol!

Maricris
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Anonymous said...

You are freaking hilarious!

Anonymous said...

WOOT! I love sam comments, they are always the funniest. I think it's a perfectly appropriate name for a baby/dog/goldfish!

I agree with the girls, you are absolutely Saucy.

Call Me Cate said...

I'm sad to find out I'm not the only one Mr Rahman Kahn has contacted. I should've known he would be a cheating cheater who cheats. Men, you just can't trust them. Goldfish can't be trusted either, unless they're the cheddar sort.

CreativeMish said...

Contrats on being saucy. Off to read more entries

University of Iowa Meg said...

OTFL!!!!! HAHAHA....I freaking love it.

Anonymous said...

You're totally having a baby some day even if I have to come inseminate you myself. Except you know, with someone else's sperm, cause I'm a girl and don't have any.

Call Me Cate said...

SisterFriend - thanks? What will they say at the convent?

FROGGITY! said...

hahaha i love this post! i am here from sits to congratulate you on being saucy... and this brightened my day! :) cheers!

Grand Pooba said...

Hahaha! That's funny! Thanks for the laugh!

Anonymous said...

Dropping by from sits. LOL! You know you are a success when everyone wants a piece of you!

Anonymous said...

Added to you blog followers too!

Stacy Uncorked said...

HAHAHA! You have arrived...with so many others! ;) Congrats, again, on being Saucy! ;)

Tiffany said...

Very funny! Congrats on being featured on SITS.

Rhea said...

I love all the smiley faces on your blog. I can't help but smile back...which makes me look silly typing at the computer with a big grin on my face...

You've made it big time if you're getting comment spam now!! woohoo!

Tori C. said...

This made me smile - I love receiving those (in my email, none on my blog as of yet) spam emails! Saw you on SITS - congrats!