This one caught my eye today. Currently I love you. Currently. I guess it's subject to change. It feels like there's a "but" missing from the statement.
Currently I love you but...
- not if you leave the toilet lid up one more time.
- if you don't learn to pick up your dirty clothes, I'm leaving.
- the next time you add salt to something I cooked without tasting first, I'm gonna punch you in the face.
- you really need to not wear those pants with that shirt if we're going to be seen together.
- it would be awesome if you could refrain from making faces to crack me up when my family calls.
- if I have to listen to one more story about that catalog at work, I can't be held accountable for my actions.
P.S. Of course I'm kidding. I would never not love Joe. I'm never going to find anyone else
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Currently I love you but...
- when I say I don't feel like talking, it means I DON'T FEEL LIKE TALKING OR LISTENING TO YOU TALK.
- I hate your smoking.
- I'd appreciate it if you didn't act like you know everything. Because you don't.
I have a husband that salts without tasting, too. It drives me crazy! He also has to have help matching his clothes. The biggest hurdle that we recently got over was getting him not to blow his nose in the kitchen! Gross! Cute post, started my day out with a smile:)
What? Your husband isn't perfect? Mine is!
Ha ha ha--just had to start my day with a laugh. :)
I'm lucky like you--I've got a good one, but he definitely has his foibles. (Maybe that's why I was attracted to him; he's imperfect like me!)
Currently I love you but...
-If you ask me "why" on more time...! (That one is more for my daughter, it drives me NUTS!)
-I really wish you'd remember to ASK before you go through my purse, I dont care if you ARE looking for gum!
-if you steal the covers and then dump them off the floor again, I might have to kick you off the bed!
oops and that's supposed to be "dump them ON TO the floor" haha
Eeek! This is some harsh reality-version I fear!
Currently I love you, but...
- if I hear your not-so-charitable words come out of my mouth one more time I might have to re-think hanging out with you so much.
- your drinking habits make me sad...AND make me regularly re-think hanging out with you as much as I do.
- you need to get a handle on your bigoted ignorance and childish grudge-holding...OR I might need to re-think hanging out with you ever again.
Hmmm...looks like I need my own post for this! OR a vacation!
I love it NOT when he can´t make himself his own meal once in a while! I get sick of always thinking of stuff to cook, and when I ask him, he just says "whatever you make is fine"!! Drives me nuts!
The salt thing drives me crazy, but with my hub it's garlic salt. I think next time I may just over salt to start with.
Currently I love you...
but we do not have to be (literally) attached at the hip
(that ones for my obsessive cat)
Thanks. I think you've just given me an idea for my next blog post!
Currently I love you but...
- If you tell me you love me one more time while simultaneously watching football and doing Fantasy Football on your computer just so that it would be rude of me to tell you to stop watching football.
- If you drunkenly pee in my closet again...
Hahahahah I love my boyfriend. Even his faults are hilarious.
Currently I love you, but just because your 220# can compact the trash to a half inch below the rim does NOT mean it's okay to leave it.
Otherwise we're good for another 25 years.
I currently love you BUT:
I won't continue to if you don't stop telling me that I hate you.
I am trying to listen to the television, radio, a movie don't talk to me.
When I am on the phone please don't talk to me.
It is cold now ... we don't need the fan on at night. If you continue to leave it on I will find somewhere else to sleep.
CILYB:
That snoring thing?
Just stop.
-you are wearing the couch out by sleeping on it every night.
-the couch smells like your morning breath.
You are so funny, I'm glad I'm following you. :)
Currently I love you but...
if you ever again wake me at 5am to tell me that I have two more hours to sleep, I will harm you.
Oh oh - I better not let you cook for me. I have a salt shaker embedded into my wrist because I put it on everything!
- but if you count the hours since we last boinged one more time I'm gonna throw a dildo at you!
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