This is typical, though not a transcript of a specific morning. I'm sound asleep. Joe is awake, getting ready for work. He "accidentally" clears his throat next to my side of the bed, waking me up.
Joe: Oh, you awake? Mind shaving the back of my neck for me?"
Really? I mean, A) you just woke me up so I'm not quite coherent, and B) you just woke me up and so I am quite pissed.
Sure, hand me a razor. I'd love to have a go at your face/throat/neck. Brilliant idea.
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Sometimes I wonder what we were thinking when we thought that marriage was a great idea. I hope Joe survived the morning.
This is hilarious!
What a nut.
I've been there. Exactly there. They are amazing sometimes aren't they?
If he did that to me, he'd get a VERY rude response.
My hubby gets extremely rude responses if he wakes me up for stupid reasons.
what a perfect example.
Me: it's 5:30 am, and it's Saturday--- why the hell is the alarm going off now?
Neil: I was trying out my new iphone!
BTW Yes it's great to be back. gonna do my six worder right now!
Ah, Marriage!
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