These days, you can't even trust popcorn

I should preface this with something witty. Or at least make an attempt. But I don't want to and you can't make me.

me (listening to Crocodile Rock): naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

lalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

lalalalaaaaaaaaa

lalalalaaaaaa

that loses something in translation

also, i'm feeling tired/lazy, otherwise i'd go change the cd

SomeMonkey: lol

me: i'm not nearly as perky as this

SomeMonkey: you sure you didn't drink at the movie?

me: only diet coke

not sure what Joe sprinkled on the popcorn though

told him to choose

and who REALLY knows what's in those things

SomeMonkey: fairy dust

me: unattended white powder, great idea!

yes, more of that please!

SomeMonkey: i swear, it's not of the "don't check your mail" variety! it's awesome on popcorn!

me: and in brownies?

SomeMonkey: however you want to give it to your politician is great

And yes, our indie theatre does sell alcoholic beverages so Monkey wasn't necessarily asking a silly question. She rarely does.