It takes all kinds of people

It's that time again! Actually, yesterday was that time again but this whole not sleeping thing kinda got the best of me so I phoned it in yesterday. My apologies.

My blog truly attracts a wide audience. Let's explore the Google search terms from the month of September for some examples.

People with self-esteem issues:

• im ugly because my face isnt perfect - Have you tried wearing a paper bag?
• "hiding under the bed" "wedding night" - I'm pretty sure you're doing it wrong
• need a new bff single no kids - Call me!
• don't call me british i am Irish - I have a friend who is Scottish so I know you all get a bit fiesty about that
• what to do when your husband won't show you his phone but has it on lock, sleeps with it, and won't show you it but, says he isnt doing anything wrong - Definitely Google it first. Then call Dr. Phil. (How did you end up here? But welcome!)
• would joe make fun of me if i was 4 feet tall? - He totally might. He's been known to have an odd sense of humor.

Skanks:

• coffee slut - I've been called a lot of things but that's not one of them very nice
• klondike bars boxers - What would you do for that?
• hot neighbor asked me to come over - What a traitor! I saw him first!
• anesthesia flirting - Way more fun than I had.
• do i tell a sugar daddy i have an std - Not if you want him to remain your sugar daddy.
• bank cleavage - I think the site you were looking for is over here. This is much more her area of expertise than mine.
  
  

Rocket scientists:

• i'm thinking of majoring in math - Good luck with that! Or maybe I should include you in the next category...

Morons:

• pregnant lady who's pregnant - I find most pregnant ladies are pregnant. Is it wrong of me to generalize like that?
• the butter lady - She's probably with Aunt Jemima making me some pancakes
  
  

Show of hands if you came here via the following two because we need to talk:

• how to get rid of an angry neighbours - If you know the secret, seriously call me!
• cat death recliner - Should I be worried about this? I was only concerned about my own death in the recliner.

Such a variety of folks and yet I <3 most of you you all.

P.S. For those of you asking where I find this information, I have Google Analytics set-up on this blog. It's a free tool that helps you track how much traffic visits your site and where it comes from. But don't be afraid - it's still pretty anonymous so it's not like I'm going to show up at your house or anything.