Seventeen Hours

In seventeen hours, you can:

• fly from my home to Sydney, Australia
• drive from my home to Tulsa, OK
• do the wild thing (not counting warm-ups) 146 times
• climb all 1576 stairs of the Empire State Building 106.7 times
• ride "Small World" at Disney World 75.6 times
• watch 11.2 regulation NHL games (not counting stoppages in play or tv timeouts)
• run the NYC Marathon at fastest ever speed 6.7 times
• watch Titanic 5.25 times

Or... You can take the Eternabus tour (thank you @dpringle) from San Franscisco to Yosemite National Park. During that seventeen hours you shall spend:

• one hour waiting for the bus which shows up late to your hotel
• one hour (30 minutes each way) at a grocery store for food and bathroom
• thirteen hours on the rickety bus with no shocks
• three hours in Yosemite National Park

Seriously. We knew it would be a long day but that's absolutely ridiculous. You can bet we aren't going to recommend the Total Yosemite Experience to anyone. And if we had it to do over again? Not so much.

P.S. Thank to Joe for helping out with this post. Because I suck at math, even when sober. Which I wasn't when I wrote this. And neither was he. But he's such a total dork that he can do math even when sloshed.