STARTING 4/8/17: Six Word Saturday is now being hosted by the lovely Debbie at Travel With Intent.

Friday, June 24, 2011

The Westing Game movie: Turtle Doesn't Have a Braid!!!

This post is only going to make sense if you've read the amazing young adult book "The Westing Game" by Ellen Raskin. This was book #2 for our Twitter book club, #jhbc. (We've actually migrated from Twitter to web-based chat. Our next book is "The Help" by Kathryn Stockett and we'll be discussing in early August if you'd like to join us.)

If you haven't read this book, you might want to skip this post you should go read it RIGHT NOW! Even as an adult, the book is just that good. And then come back to read this post. With the exception of one clearly marked paragraph, I'm not going to spoil the actual ending but I will be talking about a lot of plot points along the way.

What follows is a somewhat detailed comparison of the book "The Westing Game" to the 1997 childrens' tv movie "Get a Clue." The latter claims to be based on the former. (There is a Lohan movie of the same name - not that!) If you don't want either of these spoiled for you, you should probably skip this post. However, the movie is horrifically bad, which is why this post exists at all. See, I took one for the team, buying the movie with the intentions of circulating it among the other #jhbc members but since it's so terrible, I'm saving them all 90 minutes and writing this post instead.

You're all very welcome. Now, let's get started.

The foreward of the book discusses how Raskin did not write down to children because she didn't know how. It's not a surprise then that a movie aimed at children but based on the book fails on many levels because it tried too hard to simplify the story for their young audience, therefore dropping key elements from the book.

A major issue with the film is that it cuts out many of the original characters. I'll concede that it was tough keeping everyone straight when reading but by disposing of key characters, the movie lost out on the heart of the story. For example, there was no Flora Baumbach and her relationship with Turtle was one of my favorite bits in the book. Mrs. Hoo was absent, leading to the elimination of the entire storyline about theivery in the Towers. Mr. and Mrs. Theodorakis and son Theo were also no-shows, though Chris was still wheelchair-bound in an apartment with no real explanation of his family situation.

Remaining characters are quite changed in both superficial and substantial ways. The brunette Angela Wexler is now not only beautiful but also very entitled. Her fiance is no longer Dr. Denton Deere but instead she is engaged to the chauvinist and bumbling estate attorney, Edgar Plum. Dr. Denton does make a brief appearance as Angela's former biology professor and current doctor as the result of her superficial bombing injury. Jake Wexler is now a suspended stockbroker with a gambling problem that has caused his family to have major financial issues. Sydelle is a loner who comes across as crazy instead of desperate for attention (Angela barely tolerates her existence). Chris Theodorakis is no longer a birdwatcher but a computer programmer and the computer is used as a major crutch for solving the mystery. Grace Wexler is not nearly the heartless soul described in the book, at one point even standing up to Mr. Hoo when he references "the pretty daughter" by asserting that BOTH of her daughters are pretty.

Changes to the storyline are endless. With some characters completely MIA from the film, they still felt it was necessary to remove even more of those remaining from the actual game, leaving only ten possible heirs. Angela and Sydelle, Grace and Mr. Hoo, Otis and Bertha, Sandy and Judge Ford, and Turtle and Chris are the teams in play to inherit the $20 million. The rest of the clues play out largely as they do in the book, though Turtle and Chris spend a lot of time typing clues into his computer before eventually coming up with "America, the Beautiful".

There are a lot of other small changes that on their own weren't major but the totality of them was bothersome. Hoo's restaurant was on the first floor (there was no coffee shop). The heirs did not define their own professions, rather they were assigned. Grace hid the fact that she was remotely related to Westing, admitting it only after Chris and Turtle found his birth certificate. The will was read graveside, though there were a few scenes inside the Westing house. No smoke to start out the movie though, just a Halloween dare.

BIG SPOILERS HERE: One final major change was the character of Sam Westing himself. He was not generally portrayed as a very nice man (though he did have his moments). He was nice as Sandy but quite rude to Turtle when she comes to Eastman at the end. He does ask her to keep him in the loop about future events such as Otis and Bertha's wedding, Angela's graduation from medical school, Sydelle's trip to Hawaii, etc (this was actually a nice touch because the movie showed scenes of these things all happening at some point in the future) but then he basically said goodbye to her and there was no indication that the two of them developed any kind of relationship or of Turtle's future. And since Westing was actually shown in his disguises from the very start, it was very obvious that all four were played by the same man, often in horrible wigs. END OF BIG SPOILERS!

NO MORE SPOILERS, come back! Even with all of those changes, the movie could've been saved if there had been better writing and acting. There were some recognizable names in the cast and I know they're capable of better - Dianne Ladd, Ray Walston, Sandy Kirkland, Shane West. Shane, as Chris, was probably the worst - the stuttering was just painful. Very far away from the performance given by Colin Firth in "The King's Speech". Not that you would expect the same level, but it was really bad. Also, Mr. Hoo was overly exaggerated in a way that felt racist to me and I hate to see that kind of stereotype played out in a childrens' movie.

And so there you have my review of the movie. The fact that Turtle has no braid on the cover should've been a warning to stay away. What's Turtle without her braid? (Though she did do plenty of shin-kicking.) Sorry this was so long but even if you took 10 minutes to read it, that's 120 minutes less than you would've spent watching it.

Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Sweaty Seppuku

I've blogged before about my gym, including my freakout when they announced a move to a new location because I was afraid there would no longer be a dark workout room.

For those of you who don't remember and/or are too lazy to click that link, my gym has a "cardio getaway" room that involves several levels of cardio equipment, a few tvs on the front wall (pre-tuned, you can plug-in to listen but you can't change the channels), and no light. Well, not NO light. But no BRIGHT lights - it's all just ambient light from the tvs and some windows. And they did eventually create a similar room at the new location.

Anyways, I have been timing my trips to the gym for 11am so I could workout while watching Tiny Drew because The Price is Right is kinda fast-paced with bright lights, and it's easy to watch while sweating on the elliptical for an hour. It also continuously humbles me because I would be the worst contestant ever. But then, someone in the control booth changed around the channels and there was no longer TPIR on tv #1. Instead, I had a choice of two sports channels, Comedy Central (which is always in the middle of a movie at that hour), Bravo, CNN, and Fox "News".

Ugh, seriously? Fox "News"? Not only do they take away my Tiny Drew but they have to put Fox "News" on tv #5.

I found myself watching either tv #2 (Bravo) or #6 (CNN), trying hard to avert my eyes from the ickiness on tv #5. In fact, I was watching some show about starving bitches America's Next Top Model last week when suddenly there was a horrible CRASH and something came FLYING OFF THE WALL!!!

Since this room is usually so quiet (just the whir of the machines while everyone works out with headphones on), the crash and resulting obscenities shouted by the other lady in the room made quite an impression. I, of course, with my nerves of steel, may have peed myself a bit barely reacted.

So what was the noise? Seems tv #5 was shared my anti-Fox "News" feelings and decided that rather than continue displaying such atrocious programming, it would commit harikiri, hurling the cable tuner box from the top of the tv onto the floor below.

Despite my usual annoyance at the sight of non-functioning equipment at the gym, considering how much they charge for membership, I must admit to a big grin every time I see the dark tv #5. I may stop by the front desk to ask when they expect it to be fixed. And maybe suggest that they use that opportunity to restore Tiny Drew to avoid any further fatalities.

Monday, June 20, 2011

Announcing a Winer!

You've had about ten days to enter your guess regarding how many wine corks were in my big glass barrel jar:



The rules stated that closest guess without going over wins.

Actual number of wine corks in the jar? 407.

This means the winner of the $25 gift certificate to Uncommon Goods is Melinda, with a guess of 364.  Congratulations, Melinda!

Also, you may notice that Melinda won on her second guess and references that I said the current guesses were too low.  No, the competition wasn't fixed and Melinda didn't receive a special hint. I tweeted: "A tip for my Twitter followers: All of the guesses are WAY low on the Guess to Wine game. http://bit.ly/lJ1yd7 You may submit a 2nd guess.". Sometimes it pays to follow my gibberish on Twitter!

Joe and I made our own guesses when I did the counting. We started off with guesses of 250 (him) and 200 (me). With 100 corks back in the barrel, we revised our guesses to 350 and 300. We were both shocked at the final number!

Also, someone expressed concern for my liver. Please keep in mind that the barrel holds almost two years of wine corks, including a few parties. My liver thanks you for your concern as it often feels left out since my head receives most of the attention.

Thanks to everyone that entered a guess. It was fun! Now I have to figure out what to do with all these wine corks. Did you know that you can recycle them at some stores? I think Whole Foods is one. However, I'm planning to make something from my corks but I'm not sure what yet.

Disclaimer: Nobody sponsored this post. Except maybe Joe because I'm still unemployed so technically he's paying for both the wine AND the prize.

Saturday, June 18, 2011

Six Word Saturday

blogging mojo seems to be nomo
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Be sure to make your guess!


Want to play along? All that's necessary to participate is to describe your life (or something) in a phrase using just six words. For more information, try clicking here. Feel free to explain or not explain. Add an image, a video, a song, nothing. I love seeing what everyone does with their entries.

Each week (probably on Sunday or Monday), I use random.org to select a bunch of entries to visit.  Or I visit everyone. Or even numbered entries. Or odd numbered entries. Or multiples of three. Depends on what's going on that week.  In addition, please visit the person ahead of you on the list (or visit everyone if you like!). That way everyone receives at least one visit!

If you play along in your blog, please add a link to the Mr. Linky. I appreciate a link back (shiny code below if you like!). Otherwise, you're welcome to leave your six words in this post as a comment.

Please be sure to link either to your main page or (preferably) directly to the 6WS post. Links to blogs that do not contain a 6WS entry will be removed (sorry, just the button in the sidebar doesn't count as participating).



Saturday, June 11, 2011

Six Word Saturday

productive week means a happy Cate



Want to play along? All that's necessary to participate is to describe your life (or something) in a phrase using just six words. For more information, try clicking here. Feel free to explain or not explain. Add an image, a video, a song, nothing. I love seeing what everyone does with their entries.

Each week (probably on Sunday or Monday), I use random.org to select a bunch of entries to visit.  Or I visit everyone. Or even numbered entries. Or odd numbered entries. Or multiples of three. Depends on what's going on that week.  In addition, please visit the person ahead of you on the list (or visit everyone if you like!). That way everyone receives at least one visit!

If you play along in your blog, please add a link to the Mr. Linky. I appreciate a link back (shiny code below if you like!). Otherwise, you're welcome to leave your six words in this post as a comment.

Please be sure to link either to your main page or (preferably) directly to the 6WS post. Links to blogs that do not contain a 6WS entry will be removed (sorry, just the button in the sidebar doesn't count as participating).