So I'm grateful today for that occasional reminder that he's also human.
Joe: I can't find my belt anywhere! I can't go to work without a belt!This whole time, we are both tearing the house apart, looking for his pants in even the most unlikely of places. Like the laundry basket. And the washing machine.
me: Where did you have it last?
Joe: I wore it yesterday!
me: Okay, where are the pants you wore yesterday?
Joe: I have no idea! I can't find them anywhere! I can't go to work without a belt!
me: Do you remember where you took those pants off last night?
Joe: No! I've looked everywhere! I even looked in my gym bag from yesterday!
me: Well, do you have an emergency back-up belt you can wear?
Joe: No! I need my belt! I can't go to work without a belt!
me: Found them!
Joe: Where were they?
me: Under the gym bag you looked through twice.
Joe: But I looked in that bag!
me: UNDER the bag. You need to move things!!!
Joe: Oh.
me: I should maybe whip you with this belt so you'll keep better track of it next time.
Joe: That's not funny.Give me my belt - I'm late for work.
Ah, yes. The other many things that my husband is - Human. Abuser of Exclamation Points. Addicted to Belts.
No wonder I love him.
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Reminds me of another husband I know that looks in one or two places before declaring he cannot find what he is looking for "anywhere." Men!
LOL! I like your description of him as mouse whisperer; I'm thinking computer mouse? Glad you were instrumental in helping him find the belt so he could go to work! I'm thinking a back up belt for emergencies like this might make a good Christmas gift?
betty
I'm glad he turrned out to be human; I was worried he could be some kind of alien, or perhaps some kind of artificial lifeform.
This is actually a really sweet post. :) Your love for Joe really comes through, even if it is a post about a belt!
Laughing out loud at this post - not good when I'm sitting in the middle of my office, but oh well.
I live with several males who are very 'human'
This is fabulously funny!! Oh, so perfect!
I, um, may have done the same belt thing this morning . . . it was under the pants that I took off & put on a chair . . . somehow, I didn't wake my wife in my mini freakout.
Some men would enjoy being whipped with a belt...LOL. Just saying....
He spounds like a keeper to me!
Lol! That's annoying when that happens. : )
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