Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Joys of Married Life, Episode #827

Today's post goes out to my single readers who think they'd like to be married some day. I'm going to lift the curtain and give you a peek at married life. You'll thank me later.

This is typical, though not a transcript of a specific morning. I'm sound asleep. Joe is awake, getting ready for work. He "accidentally" clears his throat next to my side of the bed, waking me up.

Joe: Oh, you awake? Mind shaving the back of my neck for me?"

Really? I mean, A) you just woke me up so I'm not quite coherent, and B) you just woke me up and so I am quite pissed.

Sure, hand me a razor. I'd love to have a go at your face/throat/neck. Brilliant idea.
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8 comments:

  1. UnknownApr 12, 2011, 8:48:00 AM

    Sometimes I wonder what we were thinking when we thought that marriage was a great idea. I hope Joe survived the morning.

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  2. UnknownApr 12, 2011, 11:02:00 AM

    This is hilarious!

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  3. TMCApr 12, 2011, 1:19:00 PM

    What a nut.

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  4. MimApr 13, 2011, 6:10:00 AM

    I've been there. Exactly there. They are amazing sometimes aren't they?

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  5. TorizApr 13, 2011, 12:02:00 PM

    If he did that to me, he'd get a VERY rude response.

    My hubby gets extremely rude responses if he wakes me up for stupid reasons.

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  6. soulbrushApr 16, 2011, 5:33:00 PM

    what a perfect example.

    Me: it's 5:30 am, and it's Saturday--- why the hell is the alarm going off now?
    Neil: I was trying out my new iphone!

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  7. soulbrushApr 16, 2011, 5:34:00 PM

    BTW Yes it's great to be back. gonna do my six worder right now!

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  8. ToniApr 18, 2011, 9:56:00 PM

    Ah, Marriage!

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Awww, I love you guys too!

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