Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Two Choices

Door #1: Fall asleep quickly, wake up frequently due to coughing. Exhaustion due to lack of uninterrupted sleep. Generally have a sense that I'm losing my mind.

Door #2: Sometimes fall asleep quickly, other times toss and turn. Once you fall asleep, it's a long uninterrupted period (6+ hours). Constant headache and agitated feeling. Generally have a sense that I'm losing my mind.

Bonus: Since I'm currently playing with Door #2, I was "rewarded" with an extra nap last night courtesy of migraine meds.

I don't really like any of these doors. How do I go about obtaining a refund?
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12 comments:

  1. mo.stoneskinNov 24, 2009, 8:33:00 AM

    Is there a customer service desk you could turn up at?

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  2. UnknownNov 24, 2009, 9:21:00 AM

    i agree with mo.

    i think you should lodge a formal complaint.

    and also distribute some face punches.

    seriously? door #3? new doctor?

    <3

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  3. blognutNov 24, 2009, 10:27:00 AM

    You should stop losing your mind.

    I've heard face punching helps with that.

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  4. NessaNov 24, 2009, 1:23:00 PM

    You need a new game to play.

    Have a Happy Thanksgiving. Turkey Butt

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  5. MargaretNov 24, 2009, 6:30:00 PM

    I know what you are saying! When and if you find the refund desk let me know!

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  6. Grand PoobaNov 24, 2009, 6:47:00 PM

    Well it all depends if you paid for these lovely items you seek a refund for. lol

    I hate to tell you this because, well, I'm not sure if you'll be jealous or think less of me, but I took a nap on Saturday. A 22 HOUR NAP. No meds needed. I'm sorry?

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  7. BethNov 24, 2009, 7:35:00 PM

    My grandmother has a *special* recipe. Do you want me to ask her to share it?

    Feel better!

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  8. Melissa B.Nov 24, 2009, 9:46:00 PM

    Nyquil. Works every time. Seriously. Feel better. Hope you're OK enough to enjoy Turkey Day. Have a happy!

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  9. C. BethNov 24, 2009, 10:20:00 PM

    Definitely choice C or 3 or whatever it's called...the one where you go to sleep easily, sleep 8+ hours, and wake up refreshed....

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  10. soulbrushNov 25, 2009, 5:05:00 AM

    omg poor you, i would just take off my upper half and leave it at the door when i enter the bedroom at night.

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  11. TMCNov 25, 2009, 9:03:00 AM

    Probably best that you never look too relaxed and vulnerable since Tonya's roaming the place at night.

    I suggest you try an adirondack chair. And one of those U-shaped pillows for sleeping on planes. Or maybe you need an adult-sized one of those baby-jostler things that bounces.

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  12. Ryan Ashley ScottNov 25, 2009, 9:12:00 PM

    Is there a window somewhere around there? Maybe find the escape hatch out of that room.

    I'm sorry those are your options. They are horrible!

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Awww, I love you guys too!

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