Joe is in the shower, I am putting on my makeup at the sink.
me: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! OMGABUG!!! Joe: What kind of bug? me: The really big scary poisonous kind that kills people! Joe: Really? me: Is there any other kind?
Haha! Okay, the fact that my fiance's name is also Joe makes this post HILARIOUS because that dialogue is pretty much exactly the sort of thing that happens between us, too. Love it!
Sounds like Matt and I only he's the one screaming over a spider and I have to get out of the shower to kill it. I guess I can't blame him, he's currently on a round of antibiotics for a brown recluse spider bite.
Hmmm, is it legal to keep a Praying Mantis as a pet? They would help you with your bugs! Only problem is, their nests are kind weird...they look like, er...sorry...a scrotum.
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I hate those kind :)
ReplyDeleteI just cringed for you. Yuck.
ReplyDeleteI love it! Yeah, I can see why you wouldn't have liked my spider pic yesterday.
ReplyDeleteAll bugs should be a certain size (small) and never get bigger than that. They should all be cute like butterflies or ladybugs.
ReplyDeleteLMAO!!!!
ReplyDeleteHAha!
AGREED!
There is no other kind!
You KNOW I'm with you on this, right?
ReplyDelete:)
@ least you weren't the one in the shower and joe was screaming about bugs.
ReplyDeletethat would've ruined my whole "image of joe" thing-y i've got going on.
the dog eats bugs if you point them out to him. makes up for the rare occasion he feels the need to shit on my floor.
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Haha! Okay, the fact that my fiance's name is also Joe makes this post HILARIOUS because that dialogue is pretty much exactly the sort of thing that happens between us, too. Love it!
ReplyDeleteHa! I love you!
ReplyDeleteSounds like Matt and I only he's the one screaming over a spider and I have to get out of the shower to kill it. I guess I can't blame him, he's currently on a round of antibiotics for a brown recluse spider bite.
ReplyDeleteBAHAHAHA! Definitely a conversation that would occur in our household. :)
ReplyDeleteYou're all laughing WITH me and not AT me, right?
ReplyDeleteI've always been the "OMG BUG/MOUSE/SPIDER/BABY/SHADOW" person in this relationship. Poor Joe.
Did you know that trapped inside every bug is a fallen angel? That's why bugs look so angry, they're fed up of all the angry mutterings.
ReplyDeleteReally, there is no other kind.
ReplyDeleteIt wasn't one of those silver fish, was it?
ReplyDeleteBecause then I would be freaking out right now too! And I'm not even in your house.
I hope he got it for you. Nasty things.
ReplyDeleteHmmm, is it legal to keep a Praying Mantis as a pet? They would help you with your bugs! Only problem is, their nests are kind weird...they look like, er...sorry...a scrotum.
ReplyDeleteHmmmm...seems as though a lot of people had run-ins with monsters last night/yesterday. And by "a lot" I mean "me and two others".
ReplyDeleteI can tell it's summer. So many bloggy friends are having run-ins with creepy crawley's. Glad you survived! [giggle] :o)
ReplyDeleteLOL!
ReplyDeleteGlad to know you've all got my back. Sorta.
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