Tuesday, January 17, 2012

Two Rules of the Husband

A couple of weeks ago, I baked little heart cakes to enjoy after dinner. Unfortunately, I was a bit distracted chatting with my pal SomeMonkey and they burned a bit.
me: crap, i burned the cakes
i checked them, the top was still really wet but now they're burnt
SomeMonkey: are they burnt on the bottom or something? or through?
me: the one is just the bottom
the other, seems a bit more through
i think i can salvage the one
and i'll eat the smaller less-hearty looking one
thankfully, i know the two rules of the husband
1. he'll forgive anything if it tastes good
2. he thinks everything tastes good after enough alcohol
And that is why I then poked in a few holes in the plain yellow cakes and doused them in Baileys. And that is why I was then heavy-handed in mixing the husband's drinks.  And that is also why he thinks those were the best cakes EVER!!!

P.S. It may also be why he woke up with a headache the next morning.

45 comments:

  1. Ah nuts... I can't use that one, neither my hubby nor I drink alcahol. I guess I'll just have to rely on my cooking skills and hope for the best. LOL!

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  2. Brilliant! Maybe this is the key to making my cooking taste better... drunkenness! Too bad I don't drink.

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  3. Way back when I was in college, my History Prof said: "Booze is the only answer."

    He never identified the question.

    Now, decades later you have filled in the blank.

    Thanx!
    JzB

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  4. I can't use this one either because teenage sons also consume vast quantities of baked goodies, but love the idea

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  5. Oh, very good! LOL

    For alcohol-free families, there is another answer, which I use all the time: don't cook; buy the cakes.

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  6. Cate, you can bake for me any time, just saying. :-)

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  7. LOL. Love this little story. It brought a smile on my face this morning :)

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  8. EVERYthing tastes better with Baileys!

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