Last night, on the way home from work, there was an accident that caused traffic to be diverted awkwardly through a parking lot. Inadvertently, I kinda cut off a guy in a truck a little bit. Which I would totally never do on purpose because I'm a very good driver. And I never have parking lot issues. I'm going to skip the part about how his truck had been off-roading, was covered in NASCAR and confederate flags. (Okay, that was a lie, I didn't skip it at all!)
The guy leaned his mullet-head out the window and yelled at me. What he said made me so angry that I shook the whole way home where I told the story to Joe and prepared for him to have some serious umbrage on my behalf.
me: So he flips me off and then yells out the window "you stupid bitch Yankee woman driver!"
Joe: Wait, how'd he know you were a Yankee?
P.S. Sorry about the hair.
P.P.S. Camembert! (Because SomeMonkey said to work that in somewhere)
Were you wearing your Yankee hat?
ReplyDeleteBeing a fine southerner myself, I am appalled that he did that. He shouldn't have called you that "b" word! lolol
ReplyDeleteBy the way....Nascar and mullets? You live in Kentucky??
~M
LOL!!! That was probably the BEST response I have ever heard. Kudos to Joe!
ReplyDeleteDo you have a bumper sticker that says "Union yes, Secession No!" ?
ReplyDeleteThat was such a cheat.
ReplyDeletelike a yankee FAN...as in the sports team?
ReplyDeleteyeah, i know. that's all i got.
i totally would've punched him in the face for flipping you off.
<3 andrea
You probably display the American flag and not the Confederate flag . That is how the mullet head knew.
ReplyDeleteI know it was not very nice, but it was VERY funny. Yay, Joe!
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