The following was written between 10pm and 11pm. The events occur in real time.
Said in my best movie trailer voice...
In a world where unemployment, piggy flu, and Brangelina roam free, there's a man with a gruff voice, immunity from sleep deprivation, a bottomless bladder, and a man-purse watching out for you.
Seriously, don't we all wish there was a Jack Bauer out there covering our asses? (Though I'm kinda creeped out at the idea of a Chloe hacking away at my interwebz. And do you think she's ever been caught playing Solitaire? Nah, didn't think so.)
I guess if we can't have Walker, Texas Ranger keeping track of us, Bauer will have to do.
And by "have to do", I kinda mean "rawr".
LOL! JB doesn't do it for me, never has, never will. Not to mention that the show seems completely fake and a total waste of time to me......Gibbs on the other hand.....
ReplyDeleteI watched the first 2 or 3 seasons but I haven't seen the last several.
ReplyDeleteI could be wrong but I think Bauer is fictional. But I'm happy to be proved wrong.
ReplyDeleteI'd rather have Superman, he can fly.
ReplyDeleteHubby commented that Jack never sleeps. I informed him, Jack sleeps 11 hours a night every night, except the one day of every year in which he stays up for 24 hours straight. It's really not a bad gig.
ReplyDeleteI was kinda lah-dee-dah-ing along until...did I hear? Yep, you just rawr-ed. NICE.
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