Thursday, January 15, 2009

I've arrived

The week of January 12th. I'm going to mark it on my calendar as "The Week I Became Someone".

On Tuesday, I was surprised to find I am Saucy but we've already covered that. I'd like to submit the following into evidence as further proof that I am Important™:

With due respect wow gold and humility I write you this proposal which I believe would be of great interest to you. I am Mr.Ateeq Rahman Khan, currently Head of Corporate wow gold affairs with a reputable bank here.

I've received my first comment spam! Surely this is an indicator of great success coming my way. It's only a matter of time now before he offers to transfer some money into my bank account so I can help his brother, Price Rahman Khan of Trazalbenia.

Look out world, here comes Cate!

P.S. When If I ever have a baby dog goldfish, I'm totally naming it Rahman Khan.

33 comments:

  1. All I can think of now is William Shatner in the WRATH OF KHAN: "Khan!!!".

    Awesome.

    Rahman not so much.

    I am not going to work today. I am having serious tantrum issues over this mouth thing, so I'm going to try to see my REAL doctor. And of course, be on here with you all.

    Andrea

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  2. Wherever you are Cate, you are 2 hours ahead of me....mwahahahahaha...I will track you down.

    Kind of like Carmen Sandiego.

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  3. but wait-- now i don't feel special anymore. rahman promised ME the money. i sent him my bank account info and everything!

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  4. Hahahaha!! That's fantastic!

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  5. Wow Gold? Very odd. Is it because you asked for a sugar daddy on your profile?

    @andrea: I thought of Shere Kahn. Jungle Book.

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  6. Wait a minute! I got the same comment!! What wow gold kind of game wow gold is this guy wow gold trying to play?

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  7. Hi, Your sauciness, I got the same spam, so funny.

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  8. Apparently I have not arrived (yet).

    *Sigh*

    You sit around with your offers of gold and I'll contemplate the viagra offers in my inbox.

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  9. Found your blog through SITS. You are too funny!

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  10. I love the if/when I get a baby dog/goldfish haha. Goldfish (meaning dogs) make the best pets ;-)

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  11. Khan is a KHAN ARTIST! Damn him...he made me feel so special, and now I find out all of this?? Geez....wonder how many women he has played...

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  12. Rahman Kahn is a fabulous name for a dog, baby, or goldfish. I think you should totally do it!

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  13. That goldfish will be one lucky bugger with a name like that. Envy of all the other fishies out in the sea.

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  14. That's what I named MY goldfish!! LOL Too funny...

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  15. All I get are offers for Penis enlargements! I must not be anybody.

    I thought of Ramen soup for some reason.

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  16. You crack me up! "Rahman Khan" - that's AWESOME. Every time I get an important letter like that, I have to proclaim to my boyfriend that I'm going to be rich.

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  17. Congrats for being saucy! Wait for the pitches in ur comments, then that would be the day! lol!

    Maricris
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    Golden Flower Creations

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  18. You are freaking hilarious!

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  19. WOOT! I love sam comments, they are always the funniest. I think it's a perfectly appropriate name for a baby/dog/goldfish!

    I agree with the girls, you are absolutely Saucy.

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  20. I'm sad to find out I'm not the only one Mr Rahman Kahn has contacted. I should've known he would be a cheating cheater who cheats. Men, you just can't trust them. Goldfish can't be trusted either, unless they're the cheddar sort.

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  21. Contrats on being saucy. Off to read more entries

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  22. You're totally having a baby some day even if I have to come inseminate you myself. Except you know, with someone else's sperm, cause I'm a girl and don't have any.

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  23. SisterFriend - thanks? What will they say at the convent?

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  24. hahaha i love this post! i am here from sits to congratulate you on being saucy... and this brightened my day! :) cheers!

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  25. Hahaha! That's funny! Thanks for the laugh!

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  26. Dropping by from sits. LOL! You know you are a success when everyone wants a piece of you!

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  27. Added to you blog followers too!

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  28. HAHAHA! You have arrived...with so many others! ;) Congrats, again, on being Saucy! ;)

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  29. Very funny! Congrats on being featured on SITS.

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  30. I love all the smiley faces on your blog. I can't help but smile back...which makes me look silly typing at the computer with a big grin on my face...

    You've made it big time if you're getting comment spam now!! woohoo!

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  31. This made me smile - I love receiving those (in my email, none on my blog as of yet) spam emails! Saw you on SITS - congrats!

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Awww, I love you guys too!

Note: I'm now responding to comments via email. If you're leaving comments and not getting a response, please check this post - it's likely your email address isn't enabled properly in your profile. I'm also moderating comments on posts over 30 days old since those generate the most spam.